Thursday, November 3, 2011

My Friend Flo

I have never been so happy to get my period, ladies!!! Phew! A few weeks ago (12 days and 15 hours ago to be precise) at an innocuous gal pal evening, I began flirting with a harmless gentleman. Well, his name was Vinnie and he was wearing a gold chain, but really - harmless. I usually do not use names, but this truth was too good to pass up. I will admit to being excessively horny that night. It had been quite a while since my last "kiss" with a man. And Vinnie was not unattractive, he was attentive and he played his cards right.

As gal pal was breaking up, 3 of the girls agreed to continue the night with us, while none of V's male friends agreed. So this Jersey Shore classic heads out with four girls to a place that did not have cheap drinks. At one point we decide to leave. He pays the entire check without telling anyone and we say goodbye to the girls. At which point, they discovered all their drinks had been payed for.

Well the rest of the night was a combination of stupidity, hilarity and down right messy fun. I'll skip the gory detials. Vinnie drove me and my bike home in the morning (after making us some tea for the road). Apologized for his part in us not being smart enough to jacket his goods (we were careful in other ways, yeah right! Really, "pulling out" is NOT a birth control method!@%*!). Home I go to google my menstral cycle and lo and behold, I was at my most fertile point that very night!

So, now I have had my first experience buying and taking the morning after pill. I also met a guy who actually has potential a week ago today while I was worrying about being preggers. It has been a very weird time for me.

Other tidbits: sort of got kicked out of choir.
Flying to Dubai tomorrow for work.
Presenting our group project tonight in class.
Submitting my final paper for class today (even though it is due next week - because I will be in Dubai)
Will potentially come back from Dubai to a newborn nephew.
Will come back to one or both parents here in town.
And have no idea how to study for my final which comes 5 days after I return and right when we might be having a nephew/grandson in the family.

Are we there yet? I am probably going to be thoroughly bored come December when I have NOTHING to do. :)